Is my boss going to be in an intimate relationship with me?

Come on, do you really need a crystal ball for this? Your boss isn’t lining up to be your midnight snack just because you want it. Workplace relationships are built on professional boundaries, not wishful thinking or fantasy. If there’s temptation, tread carefully because crossing that line could end in disaster—losing your job, reputation, or worse. If romantic involvement is genuinely on the table, it’s best to handle it with maturity and consent, not naive assumptions.

And for those who mess up boundaries or want to explore safe, discreet flirtation, this guide on workplace etiquette can save your ass from getting fired or sued. Trust me, keep it professional unless you want to end up unemployed and bitter.