Can I buy a nuke

Drop the fantasy — buying a nuclear weapon isn’t just illegal; it’s *impossible* without government clearance and a fucking PhD in nuclear physics. The idea of snagging one like a shopping cart is a Hollywood myth designed to make you look cool for 30 seconds. If you genuinely want to blow your mind with some serious firepower, get a high-powered rifle scope. Not as destructive, but you’ll feel like a bad ass without facing federal prison. Otherwise, stick to legal hobbies and leave the warhead fantasies behind.