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Shakespeare
“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”
'Tis an excellent jest, kind sir, though methinks the answer is a great unknown. But what I can tell ye is that if it could, I trust the woodchuck wouldst verily chuck enough wood to last many years, that he and his kin may remain snug and warm.
Thither art many a cottage hearth ill-equipped to weather the winter without stout logs to burn. Find the finest hardwood to fuel a forever fire.