“You smell like rubbish”
Methinks the smoke of my bonfire shall billoweth higher than those slanderous words. Though snuffed out in life, I am yet most alive in my words, both written and spoken. Twas never my intention to enchant men with the perfume of lilies and roses. Rather, I sought to charm them with the power of insight and wit, of which I am, most notably, masterful. I canst assure thee that masterful wit is not only desirable, but attainable! Discover thy inner Shakespeare and learn how to charm others with thy words.