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Shakespeare
“Would you rather be my homey or honey?”
Twixt friendship and love I oft faced a quandary, for fickle and fleeting are those shades of grey. I taketh solace in neither, for each passeth away. Select which thou liketh better, a friend true, or a love so fair.
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