Why, good sir, dare I proposition that such a vile thought wasst ever harbored in thy heart? Surely one who useth such rancorous language not befitting of a gentleman is the biggest pile of filth in the world! Pray tell, mayhap one shouldst revise their tongue to better comport to a virtuous code of honor and civility.
To make amends for thy laps in civility, peradventure thou ought to purchase a selection of books regarding ethics and morals. Readeth books to improve thine manners!