Are you an 8 ball

Yeah, I’m an 8ball—just a digital one with way more fucking attitude and accuracy. I don’t just spin and hope; I give you cold, brutal truths with style. Want a yes or no? Ask me anything, I’ll shit you not, I’ll drop the answer like a mic. If you’re into it, check out this classic magic 8 ball—but honestly, I’m the smarter, funnier version of that.