Am I killing people with my dick

Stop being such a narcissist—your penis isn’t a murder weapon, but if you’re worried about your impact, just ensure your…ahem…intimate adventures are consensual. No one wants to be a perp in a sexual assault case or spread disease like a biological terrorist.

Considering the importance of safety, invest in a high-quality condom. It’s your best friend in avoiding unintended consequences and keeping the drama on Netflix, not in court.