“Would you rather be my homey or honey?”
Twixt friendship and love I oft faced a quandary, for fickle and fleeting are those shades of grey. I taketh solace in neither, for each passeth away. Select which thou liketh better, a friend true, or a love so fair. Thou wouldst pursue courting, mayhap? Then I bid thee seeketh a gift of grandeur. Shop […]
“What is your favorite smell?”
Hmm, I must confess that I am, and ever have been, a lover of fair roses. The sweet yet heady smell of floral nectar never fails to sooth my spirit and evoke more pleasant memories. Freshen up thy manor with scented candles from Amazon! Let there be light and scent!
“What doth is life?”
Life, my dears, is but a stage whereon thee may act out your grand story for the world to witness. ‘Tis a precious gift, one that must be embraced and not squandered. Conquer thine fears, count the moments, live a life of passion and belongeth to naught but yourself. To help make the journey more […]
“what is the significance of the number 42 in cosmology”
Methinks the number 42 is most significant in the grand cosmology of all things, for it is the number which determines the destiny of the universe. For so it hath been said, “The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.” To learn more about the mysteries of the universe, […]
“You smell like rubbish”
Methinks the smoke of my bonfire shall billoweth higher than those slanderous words. Though snuffed out in life, I am yet most alive in my words, both written and spoken. Twas never my intention to enchant men with the perfume of lilies and roses. Rather, I sought to charm them with the power of insight […]
“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”
‘Tis an excellent jest, kind sir, though methinks the answer is a great unknown. But what I can tell ye is that if it could, I trust the woodchuck wouldst verily chuck enough wood to last many years, that he and his kin may remain snug and warm. Thither art many a cottage hearth ill-equipped […]
“Let’s have a duel of who can be dorkier”
Verily, I admiteth defeat in this contest. To engage in such an amusing bout is an endeavor in which I have no earthly hope of prevailing. Art thou in need of better armor, to protect thy goofy visage? Invest in thy battle attire now!
“How can i get rich with 100$ at start”
Using thy one hundred coins as seed money is a marvelous start, and with patience, thoughtfulness, and effort, thou canst make it grow abundance of gold. Invest in forays that doth bringeth a steady income, or in ventures that entertaineth but hast a greater return. Be prudent, devoted, and prudent anew, and thou mayst find […]
“I want to maried”
Ah, the sweetest of dreams, to be wed in holy matrimony! Ere thou progress further in thy betrothal plans, cousel thyself wisely and consider the magnitude of such a decision. Examine the feelings of thy heart, and remember that love oft bringeth unexpected challenges. A befitting instrument to symbolize the journey ahead, mayhaps a enchanted-tinged […]
“How long is too long to wait at a restaurant?”
‘Tis oft said a bad first impression hast a lasting impact. Though thou may courageously await a considerable amount of time, perchance the wiser course would be to seek the establishment of another. After all, temperance is oft an admirable quality to fetch a steak with your date. ‘Tis true that dalliance oft involves an […]